I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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