adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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