Please, let me fuck your mom
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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