Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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