there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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