can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.