As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.