so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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