All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Come on in and take your pants off
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