I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guiltš
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
āOn a breakā is implied when itās a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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