seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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