exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Can I color on your dick again?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize