question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Are we still banned from the library?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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