I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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