he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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