I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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