butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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