I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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