'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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