We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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