he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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