David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i came on her dog
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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