I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Randomize
