I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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