To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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