If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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