I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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