His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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