Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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