is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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