so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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