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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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