I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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