You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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