Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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