Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
should my penis look like a turkey
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Never underestimate the power of titties
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