How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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