Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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