Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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