A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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