is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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