so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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