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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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