Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
My penis needs a shock collar
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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