Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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