The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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