Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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