sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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