Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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