Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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