At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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