I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You made out with two different species that night
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
