I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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