Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Come on in and take your pants off
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