so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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