ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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