Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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