you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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someone owes me an orgasm
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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