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  Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus

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• (646): View more from New York

  If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (914): View more from New York

  You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.

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  Uh not that I recall.

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  Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.

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