sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast