Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.