Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?

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(312): View more from Illinois

spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook

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(248): View more from Michigan

What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.

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I think you know the answer.

(248): View more from Michigan

How can I marinade myself in Vodka?

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(661): View more from California

May God have mercy on my new vibrator.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.

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(562): View more from California

youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.

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(616): View more from Michigan

he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast

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