Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.