wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
