As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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